This was a real, untampered with, fortune I received from a recent ordering of Chinese last weekend. To be honest, I didn’t really know what to do with it, so I just laughed it off and snapped a picture to upload here when I could.
This is the fortune that sparked this whole mess. I’ve had some off-the-wall sayings in my fortune cookies before, but none quite like this. This one made me take a WTF Moment, and that was something I have not done in quite some time.
Let’s make this a communal event.
If you’ve gotten a Fortune that made you take a What-The-F*ck Moment, please send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll all it to the blog.